If you do not know, the Taste is week long festival on Hobart's waterfront featuring Tasmanian Food and Wine. It is a showcase of the great things Tassy can do, or at least that was its original intention.
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The Taste does not promote great food and wine. I feel that it now should be called "The Trough". It is full of people queueing up to dig in to fish and chips. Serious.
The most popular stands, with queues 20 deep, were Flathead, Mures and Fish Frenzy. This is for food that I can get anytime. Great Tassy food?
And I am only getting started.
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The design of the interior is poorly thought out for the flow of pedestrian traffic that this event now commands. I think that perhaps the HCC need to rehire Jan Gehl to remap the shed layout. It is impossible to walk the length of the shed. Impossible. Just to prove it I have recorded a lap of the shed, end to end. I finished it in 1 min 53 sec. Try to beat that!
With the extra seating outside why not remove one row of seating inside and increase the walk way areas? Why we are at it, why not rope off the queues, that way they don't stand in the walkways?
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I could not find any free water, but plenty of bottled water for sale from Hartz, a major sponsor.
Now my big bone of contention
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Merch. The Hobart City Council are now selling merchandise. What great marketing hairbrain scheme is that. I dont want a "Taste" hat. Your kidding aren't you? And they have mobile trolleys hawking the stuff. I really don't want to be interrupted when eating my expensive fish and chips with a "would you like to upsize that with a hat"!
And...AND... the Hobart City Council are selling "Taste" branded wine, formerly known as clean skin wine. This is in direct competition to the wineries who paid a small fortune to be there. This is the worst idea of all. If I were a winery at this event I would have walked out and asked for my money back. It is outrageous for the Hobart City Council to ask stall holders to pay serious, and I do mean serious (~$12,000 for a corner stand), money to attend, only to have the owners of the event compete with them.
What is next from the HCC. Will they start a sausage sizzle with homebrand snags, as well as selling some Coon on crackers?
Alderman Ron Christie was contacted for a response about the HCC selling wine at Taste, with no reply.
Maybe I have gotten Taste all wrong. Maybe it is just an event to hang out at, get some grub and get slowly pizzled in the sun? I don't actually know what the objectives are or mission statement is. Do you?
There were some positives though:
- The new outdoor seating and the taking over of Salamanca Lawns. Big Tick
- An impromptu barbershop Happy Birthday for our friend from roving buskers, sweet
The Taste is no longer what I am looking for in a Wine and Food event.
I will save my money for Savour Tasmania.